[转帖]绝对真实的这年头
<p> 闲来无事，单位电脑中一阵狂收，发现些东东，却已不知主人姓谁名谁出自何处。为博大伙一笑，发之。主人勿怪，</p><p>谢谢！！</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，大棚把季节搞乱，小姐把辈份搞乱，关系把程序搞乱，级别把能力搞乱，公安把秩序搞乱，金钱把官场搞乱，手机把家庭搞乱！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，女人漂亮的不下厨房，下厨房的不温柔，温柔的没主见，有主见的没女人味，有女人味的乱花钱，不乱花钱的不时尚，时尚的不放心，放心的没法看！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，老婆像小灵通经济实惠但限本地使用，二奶像中国电信安全固定但带不出门，小蜜像中国移动使用方便但话费太贵。情人像中国联通优雅新潮但常不在服务区！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，一哥们说北京地铁拥挤不堪他怀孕的老婆竟被挤流产了；昨天他问上海的地铁是不是好些，上海的哥们说更糟：上个月他老婆乘地铁竟然被挤怀孕了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，教授摇唇鼓舌，四处赚钱，越来越像商人；商人现身讲坛，著书立说，越来越像教授。医生见死不救，草菅人命，越来越像杀手；杀手出手麻利，不留后患，越来越像医生。明星卖弄风骚，给钱就上，越来越像妓女；妓女楚楚动人，明码标价，越来越像明星。警察横行霸道，欺软怕硬，越来越像地痞；地痞各霸一方，敢做敢当，越来越像警察。流言有根有据，基本属实，越来越像新闻；新闻捕风捉影，随意夸大，越来越像流言。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，军委领导说解放军的工资如果翻四倍可以打美国，翻三倍可以打日本，翻两倍可以打台湾，翻一倍可以回家打老婆，目前的工资回家只能被老婆打！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，完美的人生就是住英国的房子，戴瑞士手表，拿美国工资，娶韩国女人，嫖俄罗斯女人，开德国轿车，喝法国红酒，雇菲律宾女佣</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，苦干实干，做给天看；东混西混，一帆风顺；任劳任怨，永难如愿；会捧会献，杰出贡献；尽职尽责，必遭指责；推托栽赃，邀功领赏！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，男人的小康就是有一所像样的小房，有一辆时尚的小车，有一笔吃喝的小钞，有一位顾家的小太，有一门管用的小“炮”，有一群擦炮的小蜜！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，为官之道就是为领导干一百件好事也不如与领导一起干一件坏事，领导带你一起干了一件坏事那肯定有一百件好事等着你！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，海关数学等式为：专家</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">实干</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">白忙；立正</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">稍息</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">管理；唱歌</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">跳舞</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">业务；听话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">擦鞋</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">能力；大话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">做秀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">成绩；年龄</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">糊涂</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">可靠；军龄</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">关龄</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> =</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">任用。这年头，海关实现了十化：关长贵族化，关员奴隶化，考核经常化，上班日夜化，加班无偿化，挨训习惯化，晋升内定化，检查形式化，待遇渲染化，加薪？他妈的神话！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，生命在于运动，关系在于走动，感情在于心动，亲吻在于感动，拥抱在于激动，抚摸在于颤动，男方在于抽动，女方在于扭动，高潮在于互动，射精最好别动！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，接听电话声音渐渐小对方是领导，声音渐渐大对方是部下，一听就发燥对方拨错号，笑得不停歇那是女同学，半天哼一下老婆在训话，悄悄避开人对方是情人！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，当官也不容易：体质弱的累死，心胸窄的气死，智商低的悉死，胆量小的吓死，酒量小的喝死，性欲差的羞死，性欲强的那可真是舒服死！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，教育好子女是生命延续的重要代表，理顺好领导安排好部下是权力重要代表，办好朋友的事是人生价值的重要代表！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，人有钱有时间有个好身体，绝品；人有钱无病无时间，珍品；人无钱无病有时间，上品；人无钱无病无时间，次品；人无钱无时间有脾气，废品！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，警察接到五条禁令：禁止和美女睡觉兴奋致死！禁止和情人睡觉醉生梦死！禁止和丑女睡觉烦躁致死！禁止和小姐睡觉劳累致死！禁止和老婆睡觉整夜装死！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，干部素质要求你：心中有小平，袋中有文凭，对上能摆平，对下能铲平，道德没水平，金库能填平，左手拿酒瓶，右手握药瓶，家里有醋瓶，外面有花瓶！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，构建和谐社会要注意在自然界不要和天斗，在国际社会不要和美国斗，在路上不要和军车斗，在单位不要和领导斗，在家里不要和老婆斗！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，十类人不宜做大官：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">胆小，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">话多，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">钱少，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">关系差，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">酒量小，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">6</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">才华横溢，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">学历太高，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">疾恶如仇，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">9</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">性功能差，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';">有姿色不肯献身。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，开展批评太难了：批评老婆她就乱跑，批评老公他就乱搞！批评上级就官位难保，批评同级就关系难搞，批评自己就自寻烦恼，批评下级就选票减少！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，老婆是家情人是花，工资给家奖金送花，病了回家好了看花，离不了的是家忘不了的是花，常回家看看别忘了浇花！这年头，女人的基本配置是：身边站个魁梧的，怀里搂个功夫的，家里待个赚钱的，远方有个思念的，梦里藏个初恋的，偶尔来个温柔的，老了混个懂保健的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，男人认为情人是手表越漂亮越好，小蜜是怀表越隐秘越好，小姐是电子表越新鲜越好，老婆是自动表不上弦照样跑，各种表都想要只是时间要掌握好！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，到处都是错别字：植树造零，白收起家，勤捞致富，选霸干部，任人为闲，择油录取，得财兼币，检查宴收，大力支吃，为民储害，提钱释放，攻官小姐。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';"> 这年头，结婚叫入网，重婚叫一卡双号，婚外恋叫呼叫转移，情人多叫移动梦网，离婚叫销号，分居叫停机留号，女人再婚叫过户。男人再婚叫补卡，互换叫联通</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p>[align=right][color=#000066][此贴子已经被作者于2006-8-23 13:26:29编辑过][/color][/align]
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