[转帖]世上最强的中国式英语！（为防呛晕，读帖时切勿喝茶或吃东西）

李酒苗

01．we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　
02．how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
　　不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
06．you me you me
　　彼此彼此
　　
07．You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！
　　
08．know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知...
　　
09．WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
　　
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse\'son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
　
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述
　　
13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
　　if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。
　　你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸


21. no three no four
　　不三不四


22. seven up eight down
　　七上八下

边走边唱

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郭乃成

真长知识

人约黄昏后

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自觉的梦游人

跟着也来恶搞两把：

My daddy once used his bear hand catched a bullet.

我的老爹一次用他的熊掌抓住了一颗子弹。(成龙，rush hour中的台词）

you see see, you see see, you\'re blowing a cow!

你看看，你看看,你在吹牛！

Don\'t care three sevens to be twenty one.

不管三七二十一。

Do seven do eight.

搞七搞八。 

How are you? Man not man, woman not woman!

你怎么啦？男不男，女不女的！ 

 

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-9-29 16:40:40编辑过]

单正平

第一句似乎这样更地道,而且押韵:

we brother two, who and who？
　　咱哥俩,谁跟谁啊

李酒苗

no head no brain

没头没脑

lose three fall four

丢三落四

fellow five fellow six

人五人六

自觉的梦游人

one heart two uses

一心二用

morning three and evening four

朝三暮四

five bodies put on floor

五體投地

six deities have no boss.

六神無主

seven mouths eight tongue

七嘴八舌

nine dead one lives

九死一生

ten faces of power wind

十面威風

紫壶

梦游人厉害，把数字都包圆儿了。