标题: [转帖]世上最强的中国式英语！（为防呛晕，读帖时切勿喝茶或吃东西） [打印本页]
作者: 李酒苗 时间: 2006-9-28 20:30 标题: [转帖]世上最强的中国式英语！（为防呛晕，读帖时切勿喝茶或吃东西）
01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse\'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下
作者: 边走边唱 时间: 2006-9-28 20:33
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作者: 郭乃成 时间: 2006-9-28 23:22
真长知识
作者: 人约黄昏后 时间: 2006-9-28 23:55
[em01][em01][em01][em01][em01]开眼界！
作者: 自觉的梦游人 时间: 2006-9-29 10:29
跟着也来恶搞两把：
My daddy once used his bear hand catched a bullet.
我的老爹一次用他的熊掌抓住了一颗子弹。(成龙，rush hour中的台词）
you see see, you see see, you\'re blowing a cow!
你看看，你看看,你在吹牛！
Don\'t care three sevens to be twenty one.
不管三七二十一。
Do seven do eight.
搞七搞八。
How are you? Man not man, woman not woman!
你怎么啦？男不男，女不女的！
[此贴子已经被作者于2006-9-29 16:40:40编辑过]
作者: 单正平 时间: 2006-9-29 20:29
第一句似乎这样更地道,而且押韵:
we brother two, who and who？
咱哥俩,谁跟谁啊
作者: 李酒苗 时间: 2006-10-1 07:14
no head no brain
没头没脑
lose three fall four
丢三落四
fellow five fellow six
人五人六
作者: 自觉的梦游人 时间: 2006-10-1 17:02
one heart two uses
一心二用
morning three and evening four
朝三暮四
five bodies put on floor
五體投地
six deities have no boss.
六神無主
seven mouths eight tongue
七嘴八舌
nine dead one lives
九死一生
ten faces of power wind
十面威風
作者: 紫壶 时间: 2006-10-2 06:08
梦游人厉害，把数字都包圆儿了。
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