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JY纪
第三天了,JY就这么平常的发生了。星期天C完了最后一支Y。感到HL有点痛,想着Z-H-Y也C的HL痛,不仅浪费,还是糟践。连脚都没有跺一下,第二天就JY了。[待续]
今天,我就是高瑜
戒烟?
戒烟?
马克吐温说:戒烟有什么难的?我一生都戒过上百次了。
XZ——小子?小猪?瞎子?贤侄?
不要对着偶的头像看啦,看晕了本人概不负责滴~~
第二次公然戒烟了吧?

XZ——还有可能是选择、限制、寻找、现状、心中、细则、写真、下周。。。。。。
JYJ得神神道道了?
不要对着偶的头像看啦,看晕了本人概不负责滴~~
痛苦滴帖子都续不下去了~
JY纪
第三天了,JY就这么平常的发生了。星期天C完了最后一支Y。感到HL有点痛,想着Z-H-Y也C的HL痛,不仅浪费,还是糟践。连脚都没有跺一下,第二天就JY了。[待续]
自觉的梦游人 发表于 2010-8-18 19:27
ZT是什么YS啊?象TS似的.
俺是灭绝师太
割喉断烟
俺滴网站:www.cocophoto.com.cn
不如改抽大烟。
DG的JY也有数不清的次数了。这次不知为什么,竟然是来了一个极其自然的不想C。回想起来,还有点巧合。那最后C的一支是在星期天的凌晨,所以等于是同一天C的最后一支,同一天开始JY。
星期天,闷闷的天,上海话叫做很齁丝的,一觉醒来,因为天气,竟然不想CY了。碰到要下雨而没下的天气,DG总喜欢自我感觉好一通地为自己睡懒觉找到一条天人感应的理由,天不爽,所以人也不爽。铆劲睡个懒觉,也没有细想这股懒劲可能还因为J了Y。反正天闷闷的,人就出着汗,一天一边出汗一边懒懒地睡着。一天下来,DG竟然来了点精神,“哈,一天没C,老子J了Y了!”
今天,我就是高瑜
酒苗装醉什么的,XZ么,就是小资。
今天,我就是高瑜

回WD——

本帖最后由 吹笛在湖北 于 2010-8-19 12:55 编辑
JY纪
第三天了,JY就这么平常的发生了。星期天C完了最后一支Y。感到HL有点痛,想着Z-H-Y也C的HL痛,不仅浪费,还是糟践。连脚都没有跺一下,第二天就JY了。[待续]
自觉的梦游人 发表于 2010-8-18 19:27
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   不是Y在C,是F把LJ的味道C得到处都是。
   SZJ话时,刚和女友TDH,以前曾X过的“美丽的N”。她在YHGZ,WZ结S。SSLD又B他们GCQ了?“Q哪儿?”Y不MB。“到WMDY务。”后LL起来Y才知道,所谓DYW就是ZDQ和有钱的大老板LS,希望其YW款XNZZJD银行JS。“Y怎么LX呢?”“因为是DD,HZ特意换了Y去D。昨天晚S,陪CFD,还去CLG。被摸了GB,摸就摸了吧,能摸出LBSMY也行。”
   Y知道YS多么地QG。YS不CH来,只好也GZ说:摸就摸了吧。“你在XYT里,DH。”Y低声说。
   这SD,BS明摆着Y逼LW娼吗?Y就BMB了,ZYQ有钱DR,CLYD肉欲,就MBD爱HL?看样子GB也摸了不少了,有强迫ZHSZ么的?就这么QJ?LCBP?
   Y后来HW了一句:就没有一个带点LXZYD?“没有。”Y回答。
   说是LJC,还是GG的;本来XD是:FK。


   WG明白?!~
发嗲求安慰t,找借口cy,c吧c吧,这么折腾,俺们看着不落忍。
君子疾夫舍曰欲之而必为之辞
唉,HY都被ZT成什么样了?
一条往西去的路,就是一条往东去的路
求解压缩版~~~
JY最怕什么?最怕死党。DG第二天就碰到了死党阿刚上门。他女儿就是小梦子上回在上海抢的媳妇,“亲家”上门,比死党还死党。DG专门买了盎格斯NP,阿刚知道有盎格斯NP亨,立即去买了一瓶西班牙五年陈的HJ,他说NP还是要HJ来配,特别是盎格斯级别的NP,不能喝PJ,只能喝HJ。DG同意,上次烧烤,好好的一块NP,几乎没有人问津,追究起来,就是PJ撑的,如果喝的是HJ,NP还会没有人亨?
两家六口喝着、亨着。DG打着小九九,就怕阿刚酒饱饭足,再来个YJ不分家。就找个借口,到厨房去忙点什么。阿刚自己提着酒杯去了后院,拿出Y,点上一支,很舒服地C了起来。抬头一看,发现DG破天荒地没有跟出来,就叫了起来。DG面皮薄,只好出来。阿刚递上一支,DG一边接Y一边说,“我JY了。”阿刚好奇地问为啥,DG说HL痛,昨天起决定——这时DG给自己点上——JY了,阿刚到底是死党,狠狠地C了一口,说,“那我也要J了。……
今天,我就是高瑜
18楼的算是看懂了。因为NP、HJ、PJ、SK也是我们夏日WC的例行节目。JY好,肯定梦太第一鼓励!
解压缩到本文件夹:

JY: 戒烟
C:抽
Y:烟
HL:喉咙
J-H-Y:中华烟
DG:大哥
NP:牛排
HJ:好酒
pJ:啤酒

(好徒儿,就是心有灵犀,不点就通。)
司琴的手指仰赖神。
上回听梦子说,J了也就J了,就这么淡然,还以为真的J了,没想到,一不小心,又J上了~~~
不要对着偶的头像看啦,看晕了本人概不负责滴~~
不cf,哪有力气jf,不cy,哪有精神jy~~
君子疾夫舍曰欲之而必为之辞
呆瓜滴干活
心画心声总失真,文章宁复见为人。高情千古闲居赋,争信安仁拜路尘。
红酒滴干活
心画心声总失真,文章宁复见为人。高情千古闲居赋,争信安仁拜路尘。
你JY,俺是J得MY!
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本帖最后由 自觉的梦游人 于 2010-8-21 07:54 编辑

JY这档事很麻烦的,克明说不要紧张,DG的路数则略同,所谓心态要正。一边C着Y,一边说JY,这就是一种心态。DG有DG的理论,一般说来,JY分两派,一派叫做浪子回头派,把CY看作是堕落,学坏,一朝决定JY,就想着把世界上所有的绝对性全部用到对Y的仇恨上来,不仅把昨天的堕落全部算在Y头上,还把今天当作做人的重跑线,浪子回头了,就只能有子,不得再浪,看到Y就像看到了昨天的堕落,那股恨,再点上几滴忏悔水,弄出一付不JY,毋宁死的绝情绝义相,其实内心很脆弱,至少那份对于Y的恨是由曾经(昨天)的爱转化过来的,要绝对地恨,恨出极端来,还是缺少底气的,所以这一派往往要拿着零嘴来做Y的替罪羊,昨天的和肺过不去,转化的过程中,就变成了和自己的体重过不去。另一派叫做回头也是岸,CY不是一件苦海无边的事,从冒着竹笋拷肉的风险开始偷着C,到叼着Y拷那偷CY的儿子的肉,前前后后,至少也得二三十年了,这股挚爱必然是因为有快乐,才能保持如此之久。而且,C下去,不回头也是岸——彼岸。这不C了呢,也是岸——此岸。C不C,只不过是人生的两种各有情趣的不同活法,没有叫死叫活的绝对对立。率性而为,不想C,回头也是岸,就J了。但是,心态要开放,Y不C了,就不能拿零食来垫背(嘴),J得了Y,就要也J得了零嘴。说不C,就不C。CY有利于减肥,不C就不能忘记Y的减肥的恩德,更不能以怨报德地用零食来糟踏体重,把吃出来的体重也责怪到Y头上。回头也是岸派还有一个优点,就是不忘旧情,逢场作戏,难免一夜情,不妨一口Y,到了死党聚头,YJ不分家,绝对不红着脖子扫别人的兴致。C了几十年了,也不多这一支。底线就是死党走了,自己绝对不去买一包,这才叫J了就J了。
今天,我就是高瑜
j自己的y,c死党的y
君子疾夫舍曰欲之而必为之辞
网络时代的JY很有意思,可以被悲壮壮地歪咧咧地去J,什么冒虚汗呀,盗冷汗呀,出急汗呀,所有的汗出遍,就是为了一个悲壮的境界:恍惚着,几如九死一生地J着。其实呢,网络时代的害处也就在这种悲壮中体现了出来,J得那么悲壮,本来应该是天大的艰难自己扛着,却因为网络的张扬,变成了发嗲,一声“我JY了”,马上招来一片起哄,热情鼓励的,马上送上电子坚果,居心叵测的,立即问要不要医治虚冷急汗的土方,幸灾乐祸的说着抽一支为JY鼓鼓劲,最最刻毒的,就是在那里算日子,一天了,两天了,那么算计着,其用心,和目的,就是要加强JY这种非人日子之度日如年的效果。
DG采取的是回头也是岸的路数,自然不会如此要死要活地J。不过,在公司宣布JY,也引来了一片赞赏。两周过去了,同事杰夫一再挑逗,勾引,DG就是不为所动,原因就是杰夫只是同事,不是死党,死党的Y好C,同事的YC不得,这就是DG的JY底线之一。杰夫看着DG还当真J了,就跟DG说也要JY。
DG真的D了,看着杰夫,DD地问了一句,
“but,how?”
杰夫说,Yes,it is hard,but,if I quit,I will buy A carton of cigarettes and put it in my locker。Everytime I wanna smock,I will put 50 cents in locker,then,I can quit,……
DG还是听不懂,要C一支就放五毛在更衣箱里,意思大概是为了叫自己CY时心痛,心痛钱就会慢慢J了Y,可是,DG的脑子有点转不过来,这五毛是放在杰夫自己的更衣箱里,怎么会导致心痛呢?一条C完了,还积蓄了Y钱,会不会再去买第二条?
“So,……”,DG还想问点什么,想了想,又放弃了,五毛党宣称JY,还是宽宏点,做出一点仁慈吧。
今天,我就是高瑜
周末JY的好办法是,想cy就hpj,从早到晚,像神仙一样。